geekspeakme (//_-)

zimie-stef:

mr-derp-herpin:

sassy-lesbian-vriska:

averycraftyandcunningurl:

holmestucked:

radiolocked:

j-moriarty:

the-final-horcrux:

sherlockismyholmesboi:

ultimaspalabras:

In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.
Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.
From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.
When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.

i was not expecting THAT

Ok wow

i… 

… just speechless

no

um

holy fuck what

I expected that from the start

zimie-stef:

mr-derp-herpin:

sassy-lesbian-vriska:

averycraftyandcunningurl:

holmestucked:

radiolocked:

j-moriarty:

the-final-horcrux:

sherlockismyholmesboi:

ultimaspalabras:

In an American airport a strange looking young couple arrived to travel to Las Vegas. The couple carried some baggage and a baby swaddled tightly in a blanket. The young couple went trough the security without a problem with the woman holding the baby very close to her body.

Once the plane had boarded, the couple took their seats and waited for the airplane to take off with the rest of the passengers. When they were in the air a hostess came to ask if the baby needed anything but the couple refused and said everything would be alright.

From that moment the hostess was a little suspicious and she watched the couple during the flight. She noticed the couple didn’t feed the baby, the baby didn’t cry even once or make any sound at all.

When the plane landed, the police were waiting for the couple at the airport. The hostess had alerted the authorities. The police searched the couple and found that the baby was dead, it’s organs had been removed and the body was packed full of illegal drugs.

i was not expecting THAT

Ok wow

i… 

… just speechless

no

um

holy fuck what

I expected that from the start

(via zimiestef)

mallarysdoodles:

DAY TWO OF FASHION WEEK: Your favorite outfit or article of clothing.

My favorite article of clothing is probably my Oxfords. I LOVE THEM.

that’s my favorite dress. (also an excuse to play with different brush settings which i’ve decided I dislike.)

It’s just a little embarrassing to admit that the reason I love this dress so much is that it makes my figure look EXCELLENT. Like, my boobs look AWESOME and it gives me ROCKING HIPS. but it’s also super cute.

Mal you always look good! :P